This page is here to provide me with a modicum of fun and amusement; your entertainment is secondary. If you are not looking at it in 1024x768, or if you don't have the "Nosferatu" Font installed, it is going to look like crap. In those circumstances, don't even bother to tell me, I don't care. If you want to bitch about or (unlikely though it is) praise the page, click the graphic at the left. I read them all. I may ignore your email, I may not. You never know.